Sketchism

So I’m back home. My throat hurts. I’m tired. I can still only “eat” liquids. At least my flight was pleasant. The in-flight movie was Talladega Nights. I laughed the loudest on the flight. I guess I’m the only one who really appreciates dumb American humor. Silly foreigners.

I can’t believe Christmas is just around the corner. It really sneaked up this year. Very sneaky sneaky. I don’t exactly know my plans for Christmas Eve. But Christmas Day I’m heading up to North Carolina with a bunch of college students from Church. I’m gonna be snow boarding, yes sir. Good times are a-coming, (As soon as I start healing up and get the stitches out of my mouth. And when I stop swallowing my own blood.)

Being a vampire is no fun. Scratch that, being a vampire with missing teeth is no fun.