It’s been a good ten days since I’ve written. Sorry about that. Life catches up I suppose. I am currently in a bit of new pain thanks to my laziness in an effort to put on sun screen while at the beach. Basically I just didn’t feel like putting it on and then I fell asleep on the sand for about a good half hour. I smuggly stood up, thinking nothing had happened. Two hours later I could see people staring at the unhealthy red glow on my shoulders and face. I’m an idiot. A big red idiot.
I’ve had too many of these life lessons recently. The school of hard knocks. Traffic tickets, my car getting towed, leaving my keys in the ignition after parking my car, picking fights with giant burly men. I wish I learned things the easy way.
My next endeavor will be to find a barber. The last time I got my hair cut was in Brazil and that was about a month and a half ago. I look like some kind of hybrid between Ringo and an Emo kid. My hair was not made to be too long. These days I’ll be wearing my baseball/trucker hat. Hopefully I won’t have to learn some life lesson like “it’s not cool to headbang while the barber is clipping your sideburns”. Or “don’t make fun of your barber’s momma until after he shaves you”.
You know, the basics.
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