Sketchism

The air tastes sweeter today. My projects are done, my shoes are off, and I can finally sleep a full 8 hours again… starting tomorrow. Tomorrow morning I have to set up for Juries at school. It’s that time again. There’s nothing like being judged at school. Any kind of negative feedback wears on me for about 10 minutes and then I’m glad the semester is over.

Today I went to the Brazilian Consulate and applied for a visa. I leave for Brazil in a week. I can’t believe the date has crept up on me so quickly. Apparently it’s freezing over there. They got their seasons all backwards or something. That’s why I never buy anything with an engraving that says “Made In Brazil” because it will most likely not work or start talking to me in a funny language. I’m such a jerk. I haven’t even been to the country and I’m already talking trash. But then again, It’s Brazil’s job to win me over. I can’t wait to go. I hope someone attempts to pick my pocket, giving me an excuse to do some crazy judo move and then say something real slick when they’re on the ground like. “I don’t play that, SON.” or in the words of Dog The Bounty Hunter, “I’m one hundred percent genuine fortified!”

I have a question. Why is Steven Seagal still making movies?