Sketchism

So I’m walking out of Power Smoothie the other day, gladly sipping my strawberry colada blend with my shades on and I hop into my pimped out ride, (my ‘97 Saturn) ready to pull out of the parking lot when I see a dollar bill floating in the wind out of the corner of my eye. I stop halfway into the street to get out of the car and I pick up the bill to find a crisp Hamilton on the face of my new ten dollar bill. That’s two finds in a week! I celebrated by going to Hollywood Video and renting a video game after not playing for months. I heard that Resident Evil 4 was a good game so I took that baby home with me. And boy is it a scary game. The zombies taunt you in spanish right before they attack. Scary stuff indeed. Sometimes they’ll let you know they’re right behind you which completely freaks me out, sending me spinning into a trigger-happy frenzy accompanied by yells of complete fear. Good times.

Zombies are bad. Remember this.