So tomorrow I get to drive my cool whip to work and church. Interesting how slang changes thing. According to hip hop terms (in reference to my first sentence), I’m driving a nice car, but to the average joe I’m driving whipped cream. Silly rappers. Which reminds me, I’ve been listening to a lot of instrumentals lately, working on my freestyle abilities. I bet you’re laughing. Ok please stop.
I’m no rapper, but I play one on tv. Actually the motivation for it is strictly for the sake of improvisation. More than often I make up words and make references to monkeys, Scooby, bustin’ rhymes, and “oh no” (usually a second before I mess up again), but it’s always fun nonetheless. Sometimes I impress myself with witty metaphors that come straight out of nowhere, but then I get too excited and mess up again. Oh well, it’s all part of the game. I figure if I can freestyle on a steady beat, I can definitely come up with lyrics to a regular song on the spot with no hesitation. So if you’re ever around me and you want to be entertained by torturous word-devising or dorky references to animals, just ask me to freestyle and I will be more than happy to make a fool of myself.
On a completely seperate note, I’ve decided it’s time to cut my hair. Please, please, let’s not argue. It’s something I have to do… for the kids. Ok the dandruff is driving me crazy and it’s hard to do efficient boxing when I have to keep brushing my hair to the side with a sweaty glove. I won’t be able to do the cool head banging thing where the hair flops all over the place, but I can still start up a good migraine, and isn’t that what it’s all about anyways? Ok I’m babbling now, time for some shut-eye.
Straight to razor bald is the best way to have fun with your hair. You could shave the top off first for your next youth meating have have a Gallager haircut (hidden by a hat) until mid meeting. lets see some picks if you go crazy.
cadillac grills, cadillac thrills, see how much oil my cadillac spillz.
hopefully your new car doesn’t have that last verse in its present or future. anywho, did you ever visit that site i sent you? the supafly one? i agree with big poppa chuck, you should have some fun with the hair you plan to chop off.
o! mister philosopher. i have a quote which i would like your take on: “Good artists exist in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are. A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating… [they] live the poetry [they] cannot write.” – Oscar Wilde
how bout a big ‘dave is funny’ in the back of your head. (nice quote above). Yo, have you seen that girl Nat’s site (artgirl)? Her artwork is amazing! Time to sleep @ work…