Happy Fourth

So I’ve been doing quite a few things lately, mostly working and enjoying weekends. I guess that’s not very significant.

Anyways, I’m getting a new ride on Tuesday, got me some new shades today, got a new cellphone last week, a new screen name this week, and I’ve probably gained a good 5 or more pounds lately. Man I’m a pig, eating non-stop and excercising stop. Tomorrow should provide a good workout though, since it’s going to be D-Day at WKBC, minus the beach invasions and heads exploding. D-day is summed up by 3 simple things: Dodgeball, Donuts, and Daddy Daycare. That’s right folks, I’ll be playing dodgeball with a bunch of middleschool and highschool kids running on pure sugar and PG humor. Someone is bound to get slammed in the face, and I’m in the mood to start slamming. I guess there will be heads exploding after all so keep your eyes open. I’m planning on making some stupid videos too with some friends while I’m at it.

Oh! Good news, I’m going to have my first paid gig as a comedian/entertainer on July 24th in Ft. Myers Beach. I’ve been preparing new material and I’ll have an awesome introduction and video series to play for the audience when I perform. There’s still plenty of time to prepare, so I make most of the opportunity. I hope my procrastination in high school and college doesn’t reflect how I’ll live my life as an entertainer. That would suck. A good rule of thumb of how things are in my life is by looking at the state of my room. To make a long story short, my room is a huge mess right now. Time to start cleaning things up and throwing out all the junk I don’t need. There’s no time like now. Peace.

3 Responses to “Happy Fourth”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 T. Caution

    Man, out with the old and in with the new. Good times man, good times.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 emia6

    Watup boi! New cell? New Car? Parkin lot pimpin! And new glasses??? WHATT? Terminator style? Today’s Wed, so u should be driving in it by now no?

    You gotta wear the glasses when u play dodgeball! LOL. U ever notice that, the ppl who wear sunglasses in doors? Too funny.

    Alright gangsta! Um… Peanut Butter and Jelly, oh Skippy, I love MILK. RICE!

    -D.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 David

    Actually I’ll be driving it by tomorrow, gotta make sure the insurance and everything is approved by the end of today. Dodgeball was on Monday, but I forgot to wear my shades when I was playing. I forgot how cool it was to break stuff on my face. Now THATS pimpin’.

    Did you say rice?

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