100 Things about Me

I figured it was about time I let you in on this vital information.

100 things

1. I like dogs.
2. My favorite band is Five Iron Frenzy.
3. I was born in Hialeah, Florida. (It sounds exotic, but it’s far from.)
4. I’ll eat anything with chocolate in it.
5. I’ve always wanted to have a tree house.
6. I own about 5 sketchbooks.
7. I tried doing graffiti once, it didn’t look so good.
8. I have one older brother, two cats, and a dog.
9. I wish I lived in the 40’s.
10. In middle school I was voted “Best Personality”
11. In high school I was voted “Most Friendliest”
12. I’ve never broken a bone in my body.
13. I like doing impressions of Robert DeNiro and Clint Eastwood.
14. I fear I’ll one day be addicted to coffee.
15. I watch at least 2 rented movies per week.
16. I have excellent vision, hearing, and sense of smell.
17. I like to draw faces.
18. I like to play hacky sac.
19. My favourite color is olive green.
20. Favourite is the only word I like to add a “u” to.
21. Actionscript kicks major butt.
22. I hate Comic Sans font and Curlz font.
23. They are both of Satan.
24. I do stand up comedy.
25. I like making videos.
26. I think I’ll always be an amateur photographer.
27. I think I can jump high.
28. I can’t stand the taste of anything alcoholic. Blech.
29. My favourite movies include “Dumb & Dumber”, “Gladiator”, “12 Angry Men”, “Finding Forrester”, and “Cry, the Beloved Country”.
30. I love organizing.
31. I’ve always wanted a cool nickname. The closest I’ve ever gotten to one is “Dave”, which nobody calls me.
32. I like buying books.
33. I have a bumper sticker that says “He who laughs last thinks the slowest”.
34. I like looking in my rearview mirror and seeing people laughing at my bumper sticker.
35. My favourite singer is Ella Fitzgerald.
36. Raphael is my favourite ninja turtle.
37. I’ve never painted with oils.
38. I’m a registered Libertarian.
39. I suck at 3-pointers.
40. I love Phaidon books.
41. I don’t floss enough.
42. I love saying and hearing puns.
43. I like wearing sunglasses.
44. I don’t look very good in hats.
45. I skank to just about any type of music.
46. I love ordering chinese food.
47. I wish I had an Irish accent.
48. I’m a spelling prefectionist.
49. I hate spiders.
50. I bet you think I didn’t notice my typo in #48. Silly you.
51. I can play practically any tune by ear on the piano. (without chords and all that)
52. I know how to do a sleeper hold.
53. I got a dollar. I got a dollar. I got a dollar hey hey hey hey.
54. One day I hope to own a bull terrier and a boston terrier.
55. I suck at drawing hands.
56. I like to compare my dad with Homer Simpson.
57. I fix people’s crooked picture frames when I’m at their house.
58. I alphabetize just about everything.
59. I like boxing.
60. I’ve gotten used to the whole “getting punched in the face” thing.
61. I’ve got about 20 more pounds to go.
62. I shave once a week.
63. The word “accumulate” reminds me of an ex I had.
64. I really hate that word now.
65. I like throwing out useless junk from my room.
66. I like wearing handmedowns.
67. I don’t mind doing manual labor.
68. I would love to see someone do a good impression of me.
69. I want to learn at least 3 more languages.
70. I hate the recent gas prices.
71. I draw people when I’m on the metro rail.
72. I have no tolerance for bad hygiene.
73. I don’t like when people burp during a meal.
74. I’m always hungry.
75. I sleep over a friend’s house at least once a week.
76. My dog thinks he’s a cat.
77. One of my cats thinks she’s a dog.
77. The other cat is just stupid.
78. My cat’s breath smells like catfood.
79. My birthday is on April 30.
80. I play a mean kazoo.
81. When I was a kid, I hugged a stranger thinking it was my dad.
82. One time I shot a rubber band at a substitute’s face and got caught.
83. I take pictures of people sleeping.
84. I feel guilty spending more than 4 bucks on lunch.
85. Bologna makes me gag.
86. I’ve never seen snow. Update: I saw snow in December 2005 in NY. Woohoo!
87. Places I’ve visited include Las Vegas, New York, Canada, Boston, Mexico, Georgia, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Bahamas, Texas, Washington D.C., Maryland, and I can’t remember where else.
88. Favourite shoe brand? Puma
89. I like munster cheese and guda cheese.
90. I hate mayo with a passion.
91. Favourite comedian? David Letterman
92. Hobbies include taking photos, martial arts, drawing, napping, eating, and web design.
93. I’ve only held one job in my life, and I’m still there.
94. I’ve appeared on tv over 9 times, and each time I’ve managed to do an extremely stupid face.
95. War movies are killer.
96. I don’t like talking on the phone very much.
97. Chances are if I’ve met ya, I’ve forgotten your name by now.
98. Spanish television makes me really angry.
99. When I was young I told my mom I was going to be a doctor. Then I saw blood and cried.
100. People that creep me out include: The “zoom zoom” kid, Walter Mercado, and Carrot Top.

22 Responses to “100 Things about Me”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 nat

    phew. going into this, i was thinking that i really didn’t know you and that you were about to show me what i missed in just 100 sentences. it turns out that i already knew pretty much everything in the list, which made me feel good. yay!

    you’re cool.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 David

    Fact 101: Nat thinks I’m cool

    You’re cool plus two.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 dani

    eh…nothing new to me. :) miss ya buddy.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 David

    Miss ya too. It’s odd that you comment today. I had a dream about you last night, Dani.

    (cue twilight zone music)

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 dani

    a dream? about? hehe

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 David

    We were chillin at my old house in Carol City (gangsta!) for a birthday party or something like that. It was strange because I still had my formica furniture and stuff and what in the world were you doing there! Oh well. mmmmbye

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 dani

    and i dont even celebrate birfdays woohoo! lol. mmmbye.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 jess

    i laughed a lot reading this dawg…
    especially this one:
    81. When I was a kid, I hugged a stranger thinking it was my dad.

    i remember when you told me the story. poor baby.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Justin

    Hey david. this is justin… this is my first time posting a comment here. So I say hi. hehe… Well tell the kids at west kendall i said hi. Um. yeah. I’ll say hi to anyone OTHER than david in here readin this cuz he already got my “Heydidlydos.” Listen, David can you gimme your IM screen name? and if anyone else has one form youth group, I’d be glad to accept them as well. Until Sunday, David. C ya around.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Justin

    note: i said form instead of from. sorry for the typo

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Big Poppa Chuck

    How about “Scribble” or “Sketch” or “The Dude” for a nick name?

    You sleep over houses? on the roof or what?

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 kimmy

    or “debed”
    the “zoom zoom” kid is awesome. i had a question david, your old digital camera, the sony, what make/model was it?

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 David

    My old camera was a sony cybershot DSC-P5.

    I now own a DSC-P8.

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 Dina

    hey david!! i actually have time to read this,walter mercado creeps me out too…and oh yea..i like chocolate too miss ya lots…genevive says hi

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 Enrique

    Wow, we are similar. I was born in Hialeah, am a Libertarian, and i’m already addicted to coffee.

    Yeah, this is Enrique from One Dragon, I’m coming back in the summer, despite how much I love the place it’s cutting into school and my million other hobbies :/.

    I’ll be back!

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 David

    You’d better come back, boy. Everyone’s getting better and it’s going to be tougher for you to tap anybody out.

    Yay for Libertarians.

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 DrE!!!!! (ANDREA)

    hey dude, we didn’t receive your e-mail.! I’m addicted to coffee.ummmmmmmmmmmm….......coffee.and with some donuts…..boston creme filled…..ummmmmmmmmmmm. I’m always hungry too. or might be just eating all the timeo

  18. Gravatar Icon 18 DrE!!!!! (ANDREA)

    hey can see your sketchbooks?????next time i see you..

  19. Gravatar Icon 19 David

    you guys make me laugh. =)

  20. Gravatar Icon 20 David

    sure i’ll let ya see one or two of my sketchbooks

  21. Gravatar Icon 21 ANDREA( DrE!!!!!!!!)

    :)*hey*yesterday( thursday 5-27) i took all of my good art to church .i was going to show you but i forgot . so maybe next time you can give me some some constructive criticism. i like it when people criticize my art,and then again sometimes i don’t:-q. *heyyyya, ‘tis jimii. just wana say hi…..hi! :-p( jimii is a girl, she has a very neat name) this is andrea again.i still haven’t seen your sb(sketh book)!!just playing , no pressure. much LOVE, ANDREA.

  22. Gravatar Icon 22 van

    David! How are you doing? This Vanessa Rondon. Remember me? You better! Wuz up dawg? Talk to me some time. I changed me sn and i dont have anyones sn’s so i really cant talk to you. hit me up brotha man!

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