Today I got hit in the eye by my own hacky sac. Note to anyone thinking of playing Hack-Fu, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. I’m greatful mine is still in its socket. Now I’m going to martial arts class to learn how to hurt other people. Yayyyyy
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take your hacky sac to martial arts class and use it instead of using those boring old ninja stars
Dude. There is something terribly askew when a martial arts student is unable to ward off a small leather ball filled with beads or whatever. I’m thinking Luke Skywalker vs. the training droids in Star Wars. I’m thinking Daniel-san in Karate Kid. I’m thinking Moe, Larry and Curly (“pick two!”). Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Maybe you need to practice that crane move a little more diligently, my friend.
WISE guy AY? Why I oughtta!
[waving Jedi hand motion] You oughta. But you won’t. Move along.
D. your eye looks like a big mess. I hope it didn’t stay bloodshot like that for long. Poor thing